Rachel Mad Cow finds herself at the very bottom of the ratings, down by the View and Anderson Cooper. “It’s so low it almost breaks the Neilsens. Like under a thousand.”

What’s next for Snoop Dogg and his newfound country music comrade, Jason Aldean? A duet, perhaps? A hip-hop-country crossover track that sweeps the nation? While that’s a tantalizing prospect, the chances are as slim as a rolling paper. Nonetheless, it’s worth keeping an eye out.